Well, right now they're in Current Affairs. Because I'm an idiot. I can't tell any type of reading material apart. A big fat novel looks like a magazine or a newspaper to me. It's no accident these books don't have anything on their covers. I order them that way, because I become confused and enraged when I have to see words. I named my bookstore 'Books.' God, I'm dumb.
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Rex Morgan, M.D., 8/3/20
“Well, also, I’ve been told that we need to form a human pair-bond in order to make the clinic function at peak efficiency, and you’re the only woman I’ve ever ‘flirted’ with. But I didn’t bring that up because I’m told that I need to hire you before I attempt to mate with you, rather than making the mating a requirement for the job, correct? That way I won’t be violating labor law? Apologies, this is all very new to me.”
Dustin, 8/3/20
Wow, Dustin doesn’t seem like such a loser 中国iphone怎么上ins does he, Dustin-dad? Sure, you’re always on him to get a 中国怎么上ins but that’s a great way for him to catch a 手机怎么翻ins墙 or die in a war (assuming the job is the war kind). I guess you’ll think twice about making fun of hi — haha, obviously not, this brief moment of affection will definitely pass.
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Funky Winkerbean, 8/2/20
Man, Funky Winkerbean is really going for it with this 中国怎么上ins, huh? This strip strongly reminds me of 苹果怎么翻ins墙 (note to self: embark on a rigorous journey of self-discovery to learn why I have instant recall of eleven-year-old 中国上instagram加速软件s) where Funky gets a text from his doctor about his cancerous prostate while a TV in the background drones on about the collapse of the economy. Today’s strip has a different vibe, though, in that the foreground action is actually upbeat for once. I’m assuming that everyone’s happiness is going to be upended when the fire destroys, you know, everything, but it would be kind of funny if we never hear about it again, but we should just keep in mind that it was there during a happy moment, like a skull hidden in the corner of a painting from one of the Dutch Masters to remind us of our own looming mortality.
Judge Parker, 8/2/20
I’m not really sure if calling the wife of one of your opponent’s primary backers is the “obvious angle,” actually, but I guess I’m only beginning to appreciate how byzantine and vicious the politics are of a small suburban town in Connecticut (?), where I assume the primary job of the municipal government is to negotiate contracts for snowplowing services.
Mary Worth, 8/2/20
Aww, despite her initial hostility, Madi has finally made friends with both Mary and Greta. Will she also bond with Saul? I hope not! I hope she keeps 免费加速器官网_免费加速器_免费加速器加速 - 云+社区 - 腾讯云:2021-10-31 · 科技企业加速器（EnterpriseAccelerator），是一种众快速成长企业为主要服务对象，通过服务模式创新充分满足企业对于空间、管理、服务、合作等方面个性化需求的新型空间载体和服务网络，具有较强的集群吸引力和创新网络形态。是介于企业孵化器和科技园区之间的一种中间业态。 for the next three months, until her CIA assassin dad comes back to collect her!
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Funky Winkerbean, 8/1/20
So earlier this week in Funky Winkerbean, a bunch of characters we’ve never seen before were playing golf, which I did not comment on because (a) golf, snooze and (b) how can I hate these people I barely know and what’s the point of discussing Funky Winkerbean anymore if isn’t about how much I hate someone in the strip? But anyway there was a panel where someone hit a ball from the rough and caused a few sparks, then we cut away for some Starbuck Jones film talk (SNOOZE) and now … there’s a fire? A big fire. It’s gonna burn everything. All of Hollywood? Will both the new Starbucks Jones movie and Lisa’s Story be delayed, or cancelled, by the conflagration? You have my attention, cleansing flame. You have my attention.
Crock, 8/1/20
Huh, we all thought that Crock took place during the French colonial occupation of Algeria, but maybe it’s … actually in Iraq in the early ’00s? Sad that the conflict has so isolated Grossie and Maggot from the outside world that their only source of news is a bunch of 8 by 11 sheets of paper tacked up on a wall somewhere.
